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Morning guys.
I'll be honest... this morning I absolutely ache all over.
That's the bad news. The good news is that I had the mental resolve and
physical capability (just about) to walk the 54 miles of the West Highland
Way in 20 hours. The reason? The Caledonian Challenge - a gruelling
charity event where I swear the goal is physical exhaustion and pain.
Well, no matter. I completed it this year after the hypothermia issues of
last time around. Photos will follow!
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In a desperate attempt to win release from prison today, Paris Hilton
threatened to clean up her act. The announcement immediately sent
shockwaves throughout the media.
"I used to act dumb -- it was an act," she said. "I am 26 years old and
that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that
person for the young girls who looked up to me. God has given me this
new chance."
Editors of People Magazine and TMZ.com discounted the statement as a
bargaining ploy, and producers of The Simple Life at Fox TV hastened to
reassure the public that future episodes of the show would go on as
originally scheduled. God could not be reached for comment.
National news organizations, which have come to depend heavily in recent
days on the socialite and her adventures for the type of "human
interest" stories that maintain their audience, had little to say on the
matter. But inside sources indicated that a quiet search was underway
for a replacement, should the unthinkable ever become necessary.
The announcement could not come at a worse time. The entertainment
media is reeling from a series of setbacks, as star after star has
"matured," either entering drug rehab, adopting children or embarking on
apparently stable relationships. "Rosie O'Donnell can't carry this all
by herself," a news exec was heard to remark.
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