Fun4U: What Do I Do Next?

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Two Italian virgins get married and go on their honeymoon. However,
    they have no idea what they're supposed to do once they get to their
    hotel room.
 
 The newlyweds decide to call the groom's mother and get some advice on
    what to do. The mother says that they should sit on the bed together
    and snuggle with each other and things should start to happen from
    there. The newlyweds start to do this but nothing else happens.
 
 The groom calls his mother back to find out what to do next. She says
    they should take their clothes off, get under the covers in bed and
    nature should takes its course. The bride and groom take his mother's
    advice but still nothing.
 
 He calls his mother a third time. Getting frustrated with the situation
    she says, "Listen, just take the biggest thing you have and stick it
    in her hairiest thing!" and hangs up on him.
 
 A few minutes later, he reluctantly calls his mother back, "Well, I have
    my nose in her armpit. What do I do next?"
 
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