Fun4U: College student

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College student, "Hey, Dad! I've got some great news for you!"
 
 Father, "What, son?"
 
 College student, "Remember that $500 you promised me if I made the
    Dean's list?"
 
 Father, "I certainly do."
 
 College student, "Well, you get to keep it."
 
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