Sunday, 3 June 2007
Fun4U: No Pain No Gain
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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon
their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much
in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for
starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the
father had ever experienced before.
But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor
to go ahead and bump up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine
to 20% pain transfer.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how
well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping
out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer
ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her
husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was lying dead
on their porch.
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