Tuesday, 5 June 2007

JE - Start of the Week gets Worse..

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Morning humor fans.

Although it is the start of the week and surely time for celebration (!),
unfortunately, I have MORE problems with my web-server and host, which
means the JokeEmail site has been down since Saturday.
"Oh no", I hear you scream. Yep, I feel the same way, but rest assured I'm
busy trying to remedy the situation, which seems to be a little tricky
since I can't get in touch with the host anymore. More headaches for
Tommy, but hopefully things should be A OK by Wednesday...

Tom Evans
Editor - Joke Email
webmaster@jokeemail.com


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+ General
I keep receiving these emails...


Hi,

Today, local police found a man's body in a park nearby.


They describe him as having a Beer Belly, Saggy Balls,
Wrinkly Butt and a Small pecker.


Please email me back so I'll know you're OK.


Sincerely worried,
Your Concerned Friend

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