Saturday, 9 June 2007

JE - Smile, It's the Weekend..

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Howdy folks.

It's the weekend!! Time to party for most, but not me. I've
'volunteered' to play at a golf tournament tomorrow with my boss, and
his boss.. I think you can understand why. Only potential stumbling
block to my plan for promotion and a better desk is the trifling matter
of my golfing ability, which isn't exactly Tiger Woods. More like Tony
the Tiger. Still, we'll give it a blast.

Then Sunday I'm away on a Sea-fari.. which as the name suggests, is a
Safari on the sea. Very exciting!

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+ General Joke
Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a
small cave.

"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and listened closely
until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off
his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was
all about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?"

The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when
Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the
opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw
in there waiting for us."

Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the
cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep
inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then
spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the
huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this
cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really
big, fine women in this cave!"

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Like the others, he then heard an answering call,
"WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the
cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read.....

(Get ready, this will kill ya),

NAKED HILLBILLY
RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!


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