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Old Fred's hospital bed is surrounded by well-wishers, but it doesn't
    look good for him. Suddenly he motions frantically to the pastor for
    something to write on. The pastor lovingly hands him a pen and a piece
    of paper, and Fred uses his last bit of energy to scribble a note,
    then dies. The pastor thinks it's best not to look at the note right
    away, so he places it in his jacket pocket.
 
 At Fred's funeral, as the pastor is finishing his eulogy, he realizes that
    he's wearing the jacket he was wearing when Fred died. "Fred handed
    me a note just before he died," he says. "I haven't looked at it, but
    knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration in it for us all."
 
 Opening the note, he reads aloud, "Help! You're standing on my oxygen tube!"
 
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