Fun4U: $50 Well Spent

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A woman is shopping for a pet as a gift for her husband, but she is
    concerned that the prices that the Pet Shop is charging are very
    high. She goes to the clerk and explains her concern. "Well, I have
    a frog in the back that I can let you have for $50," the clerk says.
 
 "$50?" the woman replies. "That seems terribly expensive for a frog."
 
 "Well, this frog is worth it. It's been trained to give blow jobs."
 
 The woman is stunned, but because her husband loves this sort of sex,
    and because she is not particularly fond of it, she decides the frog
    might be a good investment. She buys the frog, brings it home, presents
    it to her husband, and explains its special value.
 
 The husband is skeptical, but promises he'll give the frog a try that
    night. The woman goes to sleep happily knowing her husband won't bother
    her that night.
 
 She is suddenly awakened by a clatter coming from the kitchen. She goes
    downstairs and finds the frog and her husband pulling out pots and
    pans and pouring over cookbooks.
 
 "What are you two doing down here?" she asks.
 
 Her husband responds, "If I can teach this frog to cook, you're out
    of here!"
 
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