Fun4U: My Wife

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A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double
    martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside
    his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double
    martini.
 
 After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders
    the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says,
    "Look, buddy, I'll bring you martinis all night long, but you got to
    tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
 
 The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts
    to look good, I know it's time to go home."
 
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