Fun4U: Talking Clock

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Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late
    one night the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big
    brass gong.
 
 "What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "It's
    not a gong. It's a talking clock." the drunk replied. "A talking
    clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
 
 "Yup," replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the second guest asked,
    squinting at it.
 
 "Watch." the man said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear shattering
    pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for
    a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed
    "For god sake, you asshole. It's ten past three in the morning!"
 
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