Fun4U: Morning Coffee

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The young clerk's responsibilities included bringing the judge a hot cup
    of coffee at the start of every day.
 
 Each morning the judge was enraged that the coffee cup arrived two-thirds
    full. The clerk explained that he had to rush to get the coffee
    delivered while it was still hot, which caused him to spill much of
    it along the way.
 
 None of the judge's yelling and insults produced a full cup of coffee,
    until he finally threatened to cut the clerk's pay by one-third if he
    continued to produce one-third less than the judge wanted.
 
 The next morning he was greeted with a cup of coffee that was full to
    the brim, and the next morning and the morning after that.
 
 The judge couldn't resist gloating over his success and smugly complimented
    the clerk on his new technique.
 
 "Oh, there's not much to it," admitted the clerk happily, "I take some
    coffee in my mouth right outside the coffee room, and spit it back in
    when I get outside your office."
 
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