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  Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast
about his track record. "In the last 16 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won
20!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 37 races, I've won 29!" says
another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting
there listening.

"I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 91
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The horses are clearly amazed. "Well I'll be damned!" says one,
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"A talking dog!"

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"Do you have any newspaper?"

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