Fun4U: Grandma's Wisdom

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My long-passed grandmother's birthday is coming up, and for me it is
    a time to reminisce. The long walks and drives we used to take. The
    special trips she would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends
    with her, and the advice she used to give.
 
 Much was wasted because I was young when she died. If she were alive
    today and sharing her pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems
    were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of
    grandmotherly advice, came when I was only 12.
 
 We were sitting in a park, watching children and their mothers enjoying a
    beautiful spring day. She told me that one day, I'd find a woman and
    start my own family. "And son," she said, "be sure you marry a woman
    with small hands."
 
 "How come, Grandma?" I asked her.
 
 She said with a wink... "makes your pecker look bigger."
 
 Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
 
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