JE - Having a Bad Day?

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Game 2 of the softball season begins tonight.. I have to say I'm readying
myself both physically and mentally. Need to get over the trauma of
striking out with 2 on, 2 out, needing just 2 runs to win last week's game
and be a hero.
Tonight's the night!

Tom Evans
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A middle-aged wife looked out of her window and saw her husband with a
kite. He threw it in the air, it floated, then wobbled, and crashed into
the ground. Again and again, he threw it; it wobbled and crashed into
the ground.

Thnking that men are very incompentent sometimes, she called out to her
husband, "What you need is a piece of tail!"

Husband replied, "Make up your mind. Yesterday you told me to go fly a
kite!"

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