Fun4U: A Virgin

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There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.  One day, she went
    to his parents' house for dinner. When they got done eating dinner,
    they decided to go for a walk through the pasture. While they were
    walking they came upon the 2 horses that were mating.  She looks at
    them with wonder because she's never seen anything like this before
    so she asks the boy, "What are they doing?"
 
 He says "They're making love."  "Well, what's that long thing his sticking
    in there?" She ask.  "Oh, uh, that's his rope" he answered.  "Well,
    what are those two round things on the other end?" she ask.
 
 He says "Those are his knots" She says, "Oh, Ok I got it."  As they continue
    their stroll, they come to a barn and go in.  She looks at him and says,
 
 "I want you to make love to me the way those animals were."  Surprised and
    excited, the boy agrees.  While they're getting at all hot and heavy,
    she grabs his balls and squeezes.  "Whoa, what are you doing?" he shouts.
    The girl innocently (??) replies,
 
 "I'm untying the knots so I'll get more rope."
 
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