Fun4U: Firehouse

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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, you know we have
    a wonderful system at the fire station.
 
 BELL 1 rings and we  all put on our jackets,
 
 BELL 2 rings and we al slide down the pole,
 
 BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
 
 From now  on when I say BELL 1,  I want you to strip naked. When I say
    BELL 2,  I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3,  we are
    going to screw all night.
 
 The next night he came home from work and yelled BELL 1 the wife took
    all her clothes off.  When he yelled  BELL 2 the wife jumped into bed.
    When he yelled BELL 3, they began screwing.
 
 After a few minutes the wife yelled BELL 4. Whats this BELL 4 asked
    the husband?
 
 "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE", SHE REPLIED,  "YOU'Re NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!"
 
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