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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
 
 Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
 
 Rotweiler: Make me!
 
 Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?
 
 Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
 
 Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
 
 Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls.
 
 Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
 
 Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
 
 Mastiff: Screw it yourself! I'm not afraid of the dark...
 
 Doberman: While it's out, I'll just take a nap on the couch.
 
 Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
 
 Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
 
 Chihuahua: Tu quiero Taco Bulb?
 
 Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
    circle...
 
 Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs - people change light bulbs. I am
    not one of THEM so the question is, how long before I can expect my
    light again?
 
 Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By
    the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
 
 Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
    whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
    burned out bulb?
 
 Old English Sheep dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
 
 Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
 
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