Fun4U: Don't Lie to Your Mother

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John invited his mother over for dinner.  During the meal, his mother
    couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was.  She had
    long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate
    and this only made her more curious.
 
 Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
    started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than
    met the eye.  Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what
    you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."
 
 About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother
    came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy
    ladle.  You don't suppose she took it, do you?"  John replied, "Well,
    I doubt it, but I'll write her about it just to be sure."
 
 John sat down and wrote:  "Dear Mom,  I'm not saying you 'did' take the
    gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take the
    gravy ladle.  But the fact remains that one has been missing ever
    since you were here for dinner.  Love, John."
 
 Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read:
    "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not
    saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie.  But the fact remains that
    if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy
    ladle by now.  Love, Mom."
 
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