Fun4U: Texans in Hell

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A group of Texans are driving down the road, whooping it up, drinking
    beer and shooting off their guns when they get into an accident with
    busload of nuns and orphans, killing everyone. The Texans go straight
    to Hell. When they arrive the Devil is shocked to see that they are
    not in agony over the heat and he demands an explanation.
 
 "Well, sir, we're from Texas, and we're used to the heat," says one. This
    infuriates the Devil and he cranks the thermostat up to its highest
    setting. The lost souls all over hell start wailing. "I'll check on them
    in the morning and see how they like THIS." He snorts and disappears
    in a ball of fire.
 
 The next morning, the Devil shows up at the Texans' camp site, and sure
    enough they are showing some signs of discomfort. They have taken off
    their 10 Gallon hats and are fanning themselves. One has even rolled
    up his sleeves. "Well, sir," explains a Texan, "when you have been on a
    cattle drive in Lubbock during August, this ain't hardly nothing." The
    Devil is now so angry he is seeing red.
 
 "Those damn Texans seem immune to heat, let 's see what happens when I
    turn OFF the heat," he says as he heads to the thermostat. "I'll check
    on them tomorrow."
 
 So in the morning the Devil arrives at the Texans' campsite, and they are
    all whoopin' and hollerin' and drinkin' the beers from the ice chest in
    the back of the pick up, now that they have ice to chill them with. The
    wail of the lost souls is deafening but the Texans are partyin' like
    there is no tomorrow.
 
 "I don't get it," the Devil says, completely defeated. "I tried to
    roast you and it had no effect, and then I tried to freeze you and
    you are partying. You Texans are made of tough stuff. But why are
    you celebrating?"
 
 A Texan takes a swig from a Bud in a longneck and replies, "Look
    around! Hell is frozen over. That's just gotta mean there is another
    Bush in the White House."
 
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