Fun4U: Speeding Teacher

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In the traffic court of a large Midwestern city, a young lady was brought
    before the judge to answer for a ticket given her for driving through
    a red light. She explained to his honour that she was a schoolteacher
    and requested an immediate disposal of her case so she could get to
    the school on time.
 
 A wild gleam came into the judge's eyes. "You're a schoolteacher,
    eh?" he said.  "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. I've
    waited years to have a schoolteacher in this court. Now sit down at
    that table and write 'I will not drive through red lights' 500 times!"
 
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