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Righty-o folks!
So how are you? I'm just about recovered from my lads holiday to Pula in
Croatia. Now, although you won't believe me, it WASN'T the booze.
I managed to contract some kind of food poisoning, which laid me up in bed
for 2 days whilst my boys partyed. I did make it out for just one night,
which was a disaster and I would describe it in detail except that I would
*possibly* incriminate myself in a situation involving a too much
Jagrmeister, a child's bike, and a husky dog.
Don't ask.
Rushing out the door this evening to go and spank another team in the
Edinburgh softball league. 2 and 1 start to the season, Premier league
here we come!
Tom Evans
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A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused.
A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this
beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the
bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Man:
Ok, but that's not so bad.
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: And then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the
bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Again?
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the
right.
Man: And then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got
the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her
tail.
Man: Hmmm...
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied
her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife
walked in... Some things you just can't explain.
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