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Alright folks!
Softball season began last night, and with two out, two on, and requiring
just two runs to win the game.. Tommy comes up to bat. Time to be hero.
Sadly, rather than the usual spanked ball over the really bad girl player
marooned in right field.. I tapped back to pitcher. Not happy.
The real entertainment came in the next innings, when their first baseman
managed to miss the ball with his glove, and catch it full in the nose.
Game abandoned, game awarded to the newly promoted Hornets! We're aiming
for promotion again this year!
Well, enough of my banter. Enjoy the long weekend..
Tom Evans
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