Fun4U: Reasons for leaving Jobs

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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned
    because I couldn't Concentrate.
 
 Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it,
    so they gave me the axe.
 
 After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly
    because it was a so-so job.
 
 Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting. I
    wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.
 
 Then I tried to be a chef, figured it would add a little spice to my life
    but I just didn't have the thyme.
 
 Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it,
    I couldn't cut the mustard.
 
 My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't
    noteworthy.
 
 I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients.
 
 Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.
 
 I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live
    on my net income.
 
 Thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.
 
 I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company,
    but the work was just too draining.
 
 I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired because I wasn't
    up to it.
 
 So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center), but they said I
    wasn't fit for the job.
 
 Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking.
 
 After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a
    historian until I realized there was no future in it.
 
 My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was
    always the same old grind.
 
 You got any ideas?
 
 I'm opened for suggestions ... maybe you have something that WORKS
    ... because I don't.
 
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