Tuesday, 15 May 2007

JE - Worst Start to the Week?

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Kinda slow weekend for me. Attended a comedy club on Friday night to
celebrate a friend's impending sentence - sorry.. marriage. Since then,
just chilled out, bit of DIY but generally trying to survive the weekend
on less than $10. More difficult than it sounds..

Tom Evans
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I met an older woman at a club last night.

She was OK for 57, we drank a bit, had a bit of a song & she asked if I'd
ever had the sportsman's double, a mother and daughter 3 some?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

"Mom you still awake?"

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