Fun4U: She Hit Me!

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A little old man was escorted into the witness box. After being sworn
    in, the lawyer asked him to explain what happened. After a lengthy
    discussion of the events leading up to the incident, he finally got
    around to the meat of the case.
 
 "...and then she hit me with a maple leaf."
 
 "Surely that couldn't have caused you any serious injury?" said the lawyer.
 
 "Are you kidding?" exclaimed the old man. "It was the leaf from the center
    of our dining room table."
 
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