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A CEO, at a major company, throwing a party, takes his executives on a
tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the
largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen. The huge pool, however,
is filled with hungry alligators. The CEO says to his executives "I think
an executive should be measured by courage. Courage is what made me CEO.
So this is my challenge to each of you: if anyone has enough courage to
dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to he other
side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job, my money, my
house, anything!" Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to
follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud
splash.
Everyone turns around and sees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) in the
pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and right and
makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself
out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes.
The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, "You are amazing. I've
never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and
anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you."
The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, "You can tell me who
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