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A guy goes to the optometrist. The Doctor tells him, "You've got to
stop masturbating!"
"Why Doc," he asked, "am I going blind?"
"No," the Doctor explained, "but you're upsetting the other patients
in the waiting room!"
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YOU'RE A BIKER WHEN...
- You ever bought saddlebags so you can carry more beer.
- Your girl follows you to the party with the car so you can take
more beer.
- Your best friends are named after animals.
- Your best shoes have steel toes.
- You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher.
- Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbwire.
- You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste of them.
- You're only sunburned on the back of your hands.
- You carry around a crushed beer can in the case of soft tar when
you park the bike.
- You pull your bike into the motel room and use a bath towel to
it off.
- Your girl friend has to climb over the bike to do the laundry in
the basement.
- You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet.
- Any day you ride is a good day.
- Your other vehicle is a truck with motorcycle ramps in it.
- You get hit by a Taxi in N.Y.C., slide 80 yards and ride the bike
home 30 miles with a fractured hip.
- You've been too drunk to Piss but not to drunk to ride your bike
home.
- Your three piece suit are Chaps, Leather Vests & a Leather
Jacket.
- You don't think its a good party till someone rides his or her
bike in and does doughnuts in the living room.
- You think Tequila is a Sex Aide.
- You wake up next to your girl and your first thought is if your
bike will start.
- Your kids learn to ride on the back of your bike before they can
walk.
- Your garage has more square footage than your house.
- Your coffee table collapses from the weight of motorcycle
magazines on it.
- You throw a party and more bikes show up than cars.
- Your kids take a motorcycle chain to Show and Tell .
- All your ashtrays are pistons from your last engine rebuild.
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Mexican words of the day in a sentence
1. *Cheese*
Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to
read so I shoulder.
4. *Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home, wondering where
I'm at!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her,
Honey, harassment nothing to me".
12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
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I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE
Sometimes I even put it in the food.
Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands
for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.
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