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A young boy was out with his dad in the park when he spotted a
woman about to breastfeed her baby. She unbuttoned her blouse,
rolled out a very large breast and popped the rosy nipple into the
child's mouth.
"Dad! What's that woman doing to that baby?" the lad asked.
"Relax, son. She's just feeding him," the father replied.
"Get outta here!" the boy, exclaimed. "There's no way he'll eat all
of that!"
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Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,
it is imperative that we all learn the proper terminology for both
men & women, as follows:
POLITICALLY CORRECT TERMS FOR WOMEN:
1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a 'BREASTED
AMERICAN.'
2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED
DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY
(OR CONTINUOUSLY) ENJOYED COMPANION.'
5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes 'VERBALLY
REPETITIVE.'
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a 'LOW COST
PROVIDER.'
POLITICALLY CORRECT TERMS FOR MEN:
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID
GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He 'INVESTIGATES
ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
'RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
'REAR CLEAVAGE.'
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You might be a redneck if...
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An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when suddenly she had
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with her deodorizer.
Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator.
He began to sniff...
The Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?"
"Well, yes I do," he replied.
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You might be a redneck if...
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You might be a redneck if...
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I really like alot of differnt kinds of crime shows. No matter if it's
cop/detective/reporter/mystic/superhero/Victorian/shrink/
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There's plenty of comedy crime shows. From light comedy....
to the darkness of Dexter. A crime lab blood splatter specialist,
who's a serial killer.
Sounds morbid...and it really quite is. Life told from the view of
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gruesome way.
The humor is DARK. The sex is hot. There's some nice T&A.
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