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+ General Joke
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you
have forgiven your enemies?'
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time,
except one small elderly lady.
'Miss Joyce''; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'
I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.
'Miss Joyce', that is very unusual. How old are you?'
'Ninety-eight.' she replied.
'Oh, Miss. Joyce, would you please come down in front & tell us all
how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the
world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
congregation, and said:

'I outlived the b1tches.'

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