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Somebody Call the Cops
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David Crowe - Addicted to Petroleum
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Tim Wilson - But I Could Be Wrong
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Critters that MAY be undiscovered out there so far...
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Doggy Style Blog
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Any Soldier...helping out, one soldier at a time
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Daily Games
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When Nick's wife had her second child she purchased Nick a blue
T- shirt for father's day with big white letters NTSD on the front.
Her friend asked her at work one day what the letters meant.
She replied, "Nick thinks it means 'Nick's The Special Dad', but
actually it stands for 'Not The Sperm Donor'."
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Dear Dr. Science,
I've read that 12 nightcrawlers per square foot of soil surface can
create about 50 tons of fertilizer per acre. Do these worms ever
sleep? -- from Rand Moorehead of " Beverly Hills, MI"
"No, but they often go on vacation, sometimes as far as thousands
of acres away. It depends on their union. Yes, earthworms are
unionized, and they vacation on acreage purchased by their unions
just to give them somewhere to rest and stop working the soil.
As with most unions, the International Brotherhood of Slimefellows
is notoriously corrupt and rivalry between grubworms and tumble
bugs has resulted in violent turf wars.
Troops of neutral grasshoppers were brought in the negotiate a
truce, but so far all efforts have proven fruitless.
Speaking of fruit, a nudist colony of fruit flies has caused quite a
stir in the insect kingdom, resulting in new regulatory committees
to study leisure time in insects. I guess life is complicated no matter
what your genus."
Swiped from Dr Science
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A Cub Scout becomes a Boy Scout when he eats a Brownie.
Every one should believe in something--
I believe I'll have another drink!
Friends come & go...but enemies accumulate.
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Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife
"Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds."
"Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Anderson
had a baby!"
"Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super Bowl."
"Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's
gotta hurt."
"Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!"
"I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of child-birth?"
"Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"
"Get your *own* ice cream, Buddha!"
"Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"
"Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water."
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to
$3.00 a can. that's almost $21.00 in dog money.
--Joe Weinstein
What does a vagina and mustard have in common?
You can dip your sausage in both.
"An elementary school in Santa Monica is banning tag from the
playground. They're afraid that the game could affect children's
self esteem. This also could prevent the spread of 'kooties'."
--Jay Leno
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