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When I was 17, my mother remarried and moved to Tulsa Oklahoma,
leaving me alone to finish my senior year of high school in the little
town where we lived. She was only about an hour away and I was very
responsible for my age.
My girlfriend had decided to stay the night one Saturday. On Sunday
morning we woke up and started to have sex. We got very involved
and she started screaming very loudly.
Then we heard the toilet flush in the next room - my mother had
come home for a Sunday lunch!
When we finally got the courage to come out of the bedroom, my
mother was sitting at the dining room table and asked, "Did your
father have the whole sex talk with you before we got divorced?"
He hadn't, but as most kids did at that time we learned in school, I
said "No mom, he did not."
She replied, "I didn't think so. We were married for 28 years and
he never made me scream like that!!"
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The Mechanic
A young woman experienced car trouble late one afternoon but
luckily, an old man in a tow truck stopped and offered help. Not
knowing the area, she asked if he could repair the car.
He agreed to do it and after hoisting the car up on the truck, the
two of them took the car back to the old man's garage. He looked
at the engine and made an estimate about one hundred dollars
more than she could pay at the time.
"Darn. Just one hundred dollars? If you weren't such an old guy,"
she said, "I'd fuck you for the remainder of the bill."
"Hell, I'll show you who's old!" the old man retorted. "Take off that
dress and get on the car."
She giggled as she slipped off her dress and eyed the old man
after he dropped his pants. He was hung like a mule!
"Oboy!", she thought. "Not only am I going to get a great discount
on the repairs, I'm going to get the hell fucked out of me too."
At that time she noticed the old man placing washers on the base
of his dick.
"Hey, what are you doing?" the woman asked.
"Hell", the old man replied, "You think for just a hundred dollars,
you're gonna get all of this?"
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Q. Have you heard of the 'Divorce Barbie'?
A. She comes with all of Kens stuff...
According to a CNN survey, almost 50% of office romances lead to
marriage. The other 50% lead to job promotions. (Pedro Bartes)
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Now that Canadian Gay Marriages have been legalized,
here are the new rules:
1) On the day of a gay wedding, it's bad luck for the two grooms to
see each other at the gym.
2) Superstition suggests that, for good luck, the couple should have:
Something bold, something flirty, something trashy, something dirty.
3) It's customary, at gay and lesbian nuptials, for the parents to have
an open bar during the entire ceremony.
4) Gay wedding tradition dictates that both grooms refrain from eating
any of the wedding cake because it's all carbs and sugar.
5) It's considered bad luck for either of the grooms to have dated the
priest.
6) During the first dance, it's considered unlucky to use glow sticks,
flags, whistles or hand held lasers.
7) For good luck at the union of a drag queen, the bouquet is always
thrown in the face of a hated rival.
8) The reception hall must have a disco ball and at least one go-go
dancer.
9) The wedding singer is not allowed to play/sing �Let's Hear It For
the Boy�, �It's Raining Men�, or �I Will Survive�.
10) The father of the Bottom has to pay for everything!
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Q How did Capt. Hook die?
A. Jock itch!
Another one of President Barack Obama�s nominees is having tax
issues, which proves one thing: The Democrats like raising the
taxes, but they hate paying them. (Craig Ferguson)
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