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A young lady is on a cliff edge about to jump to her death when she
is approached by a young man who asks if she's going to kill herself.
To her reply of yes, he asks if she can give him a blow job before
she does it.
"Sure, life sucks, I may as well."
When she's done he tells her it was great, and asks why she's
going to kill herself.
She replies, "My parents disowned me for dressing like a woman"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Vicki was still feeling a bit weak and not up to par after her recent
bout with the flu and went to see her doctor.
After a quick examination, he said, "You look weak and exhausted!
What have you been doing? Are you getting out in the fresh air,
getting enough exercise, and having your meals three times a
day, as I advised you on your last visit?"
Vicki, looked up, a bit surprised and exclaimed, "Oh doc, I've sure
been getting the first two, but on that last one, I woulda swore you
said three males a day!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The official temperature at the inauguration was 18 degrees. John
McCain said it was so cold his teeth were chattering, and they were
in his pocket at the time. (Jay Leno)
The Weather Channel reported that a cold front descended on South
Florida Wednesday and ruined orange crops. It was the coldest three
days anyone could remember. The national media wasted no time
giving President Obama credit for ending global warming.
(Argus Hamilton)
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Rye Bread
Two quite elderly gentlemen, were sitting on their usual park bench
one morning.
The eldest had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short
of breath.
The other was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what
he did to have so much energy.
He replied, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy
level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, the guy stops at the bakery. As he was
looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves."
She said, "My goodness, five loaves. By the time you get to the
fifth loaf, it'll be hard."
He mumbled to himself, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world
knows about this shit but me."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A study says that cleaner air has added five months to life
expectancy in the past two decades. In Los Angeles, for example
people can now see a freeway shooter much sooner without the
smog so they can take evasive action faster. (Jim Barach)
I do not like football, which I think of as a game in which two
tractors approach each other from opposite directions and collide.
Besides, I have contempt for a game in which players have to
wear so much equipment. Men play basketball in their underwear,
which seems just right to me. - Anna Quindlen
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Welcome to all the new subscribers!
Anything goes on this list so no one under 18 is welcome!
PLEASE support this list by checking out the sponsors!
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Love Bite
http://tinyurl.com/bbokbl
Proctologist
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=006Proctologist.jpg
Safe oral sex
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=006SafeOralSex.jpg
Same outfit
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=006same_outfit.jpg
Kermit's favorite snacks
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=006Shoppingx005.jpg
Warning sign
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=006signs0006.jpg
Sweet snack time
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=006Snacksx006.jpg
Touche!
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=005sports0006.jpg
Teamwork
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=005Teamwork_2.jpg
Truths
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Attacks
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Only three more
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Shave
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l101.html
Didn't notice
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Stock Options
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l103.html
My husband
http://thepostmanscorner.net/l036.html
Mutant
http://thepostmanscorner.net/l037.html
Random Joke & cartoon
http://www.Able2Laugh.com
Stolen Toon of the Day
http://stolen-jokes..com/JPGS/display_pic.php
Random Joke & Cartoon
http://www.Able2Laugh.com
Stolen Toon of the Day
http://stolen-jokes..com/JPGS/display_pic.php
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FUN STUFF TO CHECK OUT
Star Wars Soundboard
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39000&s=n
Ludacris--Who let these hoes in my room
http://megavideo.com/?v=4SCHM0B2
Stripping gone wrong
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?i=34631&pid=3081&u=3463
Driving Skills:
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=38549&s=n
Curious Expeditions
http://curiousexpeditions.org/
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GAME TIME
Cribbage Quest
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=38780&s=n
Clash N Slash: Worlds Away
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=38773&s=n
Woman Down Under
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39455&s=n
Ocean Express:
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=38752&s=n
Daily Games
Cryptogram, Wordcross, Crossword Jumble & Jigsaw Puzzle
http://able2laff.com/?p=2383
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A young lady is on a cliff edge about to jump to her death when she
is approached by a young man who asks if she's going to kill herself.
To her reply of yes, he asks if she can give him a blow job before
she does it.
"Sure, life sucks, I may as well."
When she's done he tells her it was great, and asks why she's
going to kill herself.
She replies, "My parents disowned me for dressing like a woman"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Vicki was still feeling a bit weak and not up to par after her recent
bout with the flu and went to see her doctor.
After a quick examination, he said, "You look weak and exhausted!
What have you been doing? Are you getting out in the fresh air,
getting enough exercise, and having your meals three times a
day, as I advised you on your last visit?"
Vicki, looked up, a bit surprised and exclaimed, "Oh doc, I've sure
been getting the first two, but on that last one, I woulda swore you
said three males a day!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The official temperature at the inauguration was 18 degrees. John
McCain said it was so cold his teeth were chattering, and they were
in his pocket at the time. (Jay Leno)
The Weather Channel reported that a cold front descended on South
Florida Wednesday and ruined orange crops. It was the coldest three
days anyone could remember. The national media wasted no time
giving President Obama credit for ending global warming.
(Argus Hamilton)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Take advantage of this unique offer
and indulge yourself with a
FREE Nintendo Wii with RockBand!
http://tinyurl.com/66j5vg
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Rye Bread
Two quite elderly gentlemen, were sitting on their usual park bench
one morning.
The eldest had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short
of breath.
The other was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what
he did to have so much energy.
He replied, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy
level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, the guy stops at the bakery. As he was
looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves."
She said, "My goodness, five loaves. By the time you get to the
fifth loaf, it'll be hard."
He mumbled to himself, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world
knows about this shit but me."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A study says that cleaner air has added five months to life
expectancy in the past two decades. In Los Angeles, for example
people can now see a freeway shooter much sooner without the
smog so they can take evasive action faster. (Jim Barach)
I do not like football, which I think of as a game in which two
tractors approach each other from opposite directions and collide.
Besides, I have contempt for a game in which players have to
wear so much equipment. Men play basketball in their underwear,
which seems just right to me. - Anna Quindlen
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Some Other Lists to Enjoy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Whether you're into Signature Tags, Accents or Tubes
You'll find MORE than enough of all these here!
http://able2laff.com/EZ/tube.html
=======
Do you just LOVE to cook?
Here's a variety of delicious recipe maillists
Just waiting to tempt your taste buds!
http://able2laff.com/EZ/recp.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
More to come later....
just remember there are "No Holds Barred" !!
To Join No Holds Barred
NoHoldsBarred-subscribe@Topica.com
To Unsubscribe
NoHoldsBarred-unsubscribe@Topica.com
Able2Laff - Belly-Laugh Central for Everyone
http://Able2Laff.com
Able2Laugh - For your Naughty Humor Needs
http://Able2Laugh.com
Able2Laugh Humor ezine - Humor of the Sinful Kind
Able2Laugh-subscribe@topica.com
Here is a WIDE variety of fun maillists for you
http://able2laff.com/EZ/
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