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+ The Starter
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So I may have bamboozled you with moving this week to a Tuesday
and Thursday schedule! Fear not, it won't continue - back to usual
next week. I need to get this issue out of the way since we're out
straight from the office tomorrow, which may well be carnage, but with
the HR girls leading the charge, one can hardly say no, can he?!

Tom Evans
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+ General Joke
Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how
you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size
as kids. I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol.'

'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock
the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the $hit out of
them and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not
getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the $hit
out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an a$shole and a briefcase.

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