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TOONS
Buggery
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Cupid's brother
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Bananna split
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=010Dessertx017.jpg
Gangbang
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=010gangbang_2.jpg
Honesty
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Apple Surprise
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Tech support
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Back to Work
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Catactica
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Say "CHEESE!"
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Aliens' favorite cereal
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Solution for singles over 30
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Romance Over 40 Club
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TOONS
Total agreement
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=agreement.jpg
Strange transformation
http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/5101/sourcealien.jpg
A Cats Map Of The Bed
http://www.sydesjokes.com/toons/link000001.html
A Clean House
http://www.sydesjokes.com/toons/link000002.html
Second wind
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Topless woman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g008.html
Lois I want you to know...
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Sign you are on a bad date
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0135.html
A frightening discovery
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0136.html
Random Joke & cartoon
http://www.Able2Laugh.com
Stolen Toon of the Day
http://stolen-jokes..com/JPGS/display_pic.php
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FUN PLACES TO CHECK OUT
Become a human lie detector
http://www.blifaloo.com/info/lies.php
For the person with everything...
Gold plated goodies
http://www.oobject.com/category/revolting-gold-gadgets/
Toby Keith - Beer for my Horses
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDWpQFJ6uls
Tunnel of Death
http://www.sydesjokes.com/link2/link001487.html
Smart girl
http://tinyurl.com/c7dg4z
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GAME TIME
Spin & Win
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=38757&s=n
Shape Solitaire
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=38755&s=n
Poker Superstars II
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=38753&s=n
Ocean Express
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=38752&s=n
Daily Games
Cryptogram, Wordcross, Crossword Jumble & Jigsaw Puzzle
http://able2laff.com/?p=2383
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A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in a Vero Beach Adult
community. A man walked over and sits down on the other end
of the bench.
After a few moments, the woman asks, "Are you a stranger here?"
He replies, "I lived here years ago."
"So, where were you all these years?"
"In prison," he says.
"Why did they put you in prison?"
He looked at her, and very quietly said, "I killed my wife."
"Oh!" said the woman. "So you're single?"
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Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in
Scottsdale, Arizona :
1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH
APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD
OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.
WELL DONE.
NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF.
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In Florida...
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
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A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his
truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he
said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and
bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped
by the feedstore and picked up a couple of chickens and a
goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had
a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a
little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked,
"Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is
very close to that house. I would walk you there but I
can't carry this lot."
The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can of
paint in the bucket; carry the bucket in one hand; put a
chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other
hand?"
"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to
walk the old girl home.
On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down
this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said,
"I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How
do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold
me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your
way with me?"
The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a
bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose.
How in the world could I possibly hold you up against
the wall and do that?"
The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him
with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and
I'll hold the chickens."
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In Arizona...
Hunting camels is prohibited.
You may not have more than two dildos per household.
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is
considered a felony (This goes back to the days of the
Wild West).
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Some Other Lists to Enjoy
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Dragon Laffs by Impish Dragon
Start your day off with a laugh!
Dragon Laffs is an adult ezine with jokes, cartoons, pictures
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A megabyte or 3 in size and mailed out 6 times a week. (Usually)
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Battling the world's B.S. with one laugh at a time.
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