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Papa Thorn here. I have to tell you a sad story. A VERY good
friend moved away 2 weeks ago to Colorado. He couldn't find
work for OVER a YEAR. But he is a vidoe games freak...and
REALLY good at it. So I suggested he pick up something I've been
promoting for awhile now...a way to make money playing video
games. Damned if he didn't, and after sending off a resume to only
FOUR of the places referred to....is now making $20 an hour
playing video games all day!! I'm NOT making this up...and I wish
I had never shown it to him because now I'll never see him again,
since he decided to not do the online thing but instead moved to
work in-house for them. That way he gets full vacation and medical
benefits. But...at least I can verify that this offer DOES work.
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CHEF
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Chicken Shit
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Burning
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A Clock For Engineers
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A Fool and His Money
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Right click
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I'm not sure
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Little does she know
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Sorry for the delay
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The doctors
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FUN PLACES TO CHECK OUT
PARIS IN JAIL: The Music Video
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Tim Wilson - 100 Things
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Extreme Sheep LED Art
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The Best Home Improvement Tool EVER!!!
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Murphy's Laws of Combat
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Tactile illusions
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GAME TIME
Fishdom Game
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Warlords Heroes
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Daily Games
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What Gets Longer When Pulled,
Fits Between your Boobs,
Inserts Neatly in a Hole
AND Works Best When Jerked?
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A Seatbelt you Pervert! Buckle Up!
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A little boy came home from the playground with a bloody nose,
black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a bad
fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his
son what happened.
"Well, Dad," said the boy, "I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you
know, I gave him his choice of weapons."
"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."
"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his big sister!"
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse
gets the cheese in the trap.
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of
payments.
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Why are you still single?
Don't spend another weekend alone
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The doctor walks up to Bill in the hospital and says, "I'm
sorry, but your wife is very weak. I don't think she's going
to make it until morning. Try and comfort her as best you
can."
Bill goes into her room, and says, "Dear, the doctor says
things are very bleak. Is there anything I can do to comfort
you in your last hours?"
She whispers, "Well, all these years we've been married, I'd
always wished that one day you'd screw me in the ass,
but you never have. Would you please do that?"
Bill is astounded, but it's her last request, so he
figures he should do whatever she desires. Let's face
it, he's thrilled. He rolls her over, lifts her nightie,
and proceeds to skewer her manure for hours.
The next morning the doctor looks in on her, and he
can't believe it! She's made an incredible rally, and
is rapidly regaining her strength and her health! By
noon, she's up and walking.
The doctor is flabbergasted. He pulls Bill out into the
hall and gasps, "My God, man! She's like new! She's
going to live to be a hundred and twenty! What the hell
did you do in there?"
Bill is a little embarrassed by the whole situation. He
says, "Well, Doc, I...I...I just...I just screwed her in
the ass. Why?"
The doctor starts to cry uncontrollably. Bill asks,
"Doc...what's wrong?"
The doctor sobs, "I could have saved my father"
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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
The definition of 69 is when you and your girlfriend
see eye-to-thigh.
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