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Real prude
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Sand in vagina
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Pride & Predator
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Bad music
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New Orleans city proposal
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TOONS
Abandon All Hope
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Absolut
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I don't understand
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In the emergency room
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Not now, please
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Get up and do it
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Not what you think
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Optical oddity
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Profound!
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Random Joke & Cartoon
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FUN PLACES TO CHECK OUT
That Was Then, This Is Cheez Whiz
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Tim Wilson - It's a Sorry World
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Stephen Hawking Sex Tape
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Got burned in love? GET EVEN!
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April Fools goodies
Here is a couple pages full of gag programs and such for your
downloading pleasure...
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http://www.computerpranks.com/
Here's a bunch of prank stories....
many of which could be useful this April Fools.
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GAME TIME
Green Terror Game
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Wordelicious
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Mahjong
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Cube Field
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Stunt Bike Draw 2
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Daily Games
Cryptogram, Wordcross, Crossword Jumble & Jigsaw Puzzle
http://able2laff.com/?p=2383
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also
ate very little which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he
suffered from bad breath.
This made him.... a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by
halitosis.
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Growing old is inevitable...growing up is optional.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting
moment.
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A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the
confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the
street and asked him to cover for him.
The rabbi was concerned that he wouldn't know what to say, but the
priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit
and show him what to do.
The rabbi comes, and he and the priest go into the confessional
together. In a few minutes, a woman comes in and says, "Father,
forgive me for I have sinned."
The priest asks, "What did you do?"
The woman says, "I committed adultery."
Priest: "How many times?"
Woman: "Three times."
Priest: "Say three Hail Marys, put $5 in the box, and go and sin no
more."
A few minutes later, a man enters the confessional. He says, "Father,
forgive me for I have sinned."
Priest: "What did you do?"
Man: "I committed adultery."
Priest: "How many times?"
Man: "Three times."
Priest: "Say three Hail Marys, put $5 in the box, and go and sin no
more."
The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it so the priest leaves.
A few minutes later, another woman enters and says, "Father, forgive
me for I have sinned."
Rabbi: "What did you do?"
Woman: "I committed adultery."
Rabbi: "How many times?"
Woman: "Once."
Rabbi: "Go do it two more times. We have a special this week, three
for $5.00"
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DejaMoo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Death is hereditary.
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A prostitute on her period decides to catch a client anyway. She
thinks to herself: "I'll find some drunk. He won't even notice anything."
She goes to the bar, finds a really drunk guy there, takes him to the
nearest hotel and they spend the night together.
The guy wakes up the next morning (the prostitute is already gone
by then). As he starts to get out of bed he sees that his hands are
covered in blood. He starts running around the room, saying to
himself in panic, "Oh, my God! I killed her! I killed her!!!..."
As he runs to the bathroom he passes the mirror, stops, looks at
himself for a second and then screams, "Oh, my God!!! And I ate
her, too!!!
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An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and
makes it sound confusing.
"If you can talk brilliantly about a problem, it can create the consoling
illusion that it has been mastered." -- Stanley Kubrick
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