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Pirates
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FUN PLACES TO CHECK OUT
A Guide to Being Evil
http://www.darksites.com/souls/horror/evilguide/index.html
Smell a rat...and Love it!
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Insane car battery hack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_8n2Qgguto
I'll Take Creative Solutions for $500,000, Alex
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Rodney Carrington - Show Them To Me
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GAME TIME
Slang Quiz II
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Chaos of Mana
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Five Card Deluxe
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Around The World In 80 Days
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Daily Games
Cryptogram, Wordcross, Crossword Jumble & Jigsaw Puzzle
http://able2laff.com/?p=2383
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DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!!
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here
in heaven: don't step on the ducks!'
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over
the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and
although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman
accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St.
Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping
on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and
along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another
extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same
admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be
chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where
she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but
one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man
she has ever laid eyes on... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular...
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being
chained to you for all of eternity?'
The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck.'
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What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman
In taking the blame for the Daschle cabinet debacle Tuesday, an
embarrassed Pres. Obama admitted publicly, "I screwed up."
An out-of-breath Bill Clinton burst into the Oval Office and shouted,
"Don't let her keep the dress!" (Jerry Perisho)
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The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a
man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's
license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or
significant other!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
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How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
Kellogg's dropped Michael Phelps as a spokesman after he was
photographed using a bong. So let me get this straight, a guy was
fired for using marijuana by the maker of Pop-Tarts?
(Janice Hough)
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Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years
ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with
five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just
outside Roswell, New Mexico.
This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered
up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and
organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April
1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people
were born:
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for
you. It did for me.
No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
The California woman who recently had octuplets—bringing her
total number of children to 14—says she plans a career as a
television child expert. Though it seems to me any child expert's
first piece of advice would be, "Don't have 14 kids." (Todd Long)
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