[No Holds Barred] for MAR 2 2009

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No Holds Barred
Presents a weekly dose of cartoons and a few jokes
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TOONS
 
Mona shining
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Mounties
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Cinderella Man
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Slap a guy
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Objection!
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Pick up your toys
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Skull Valley
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Prison
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Safety
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Shoplifter warning
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TOONS
 
No messy deaths allowed
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Speed
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Igor's New Brain
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We're Watchin 'em
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Dirty Minds
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Closing your eyes
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Leroy follows mom's instructions
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Sorry lady
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Individuality
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Life
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Things Fall Apart
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Joke short
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A man was shipwrecked on a remote island. Although he had plenty of
food and water, there was nothing for him to do except play with
himself. After many years, even that became so monotonous that he
couldn't even get an erection.
 
Now, completely without any happiness, his sanity began to slip away.
 
One morning, as he is lying on the beach, he thinks he sees a ship
in the distance. He quickly starts a fire, then throws wet seaweed on
top until smoke is billowing high in the air. The ship starts to come
his way!
 
He gets all excited and thinks, "Finally! I'm going to be saved! The
first thing I want is to take a long, hot shower. Then they're going
to give me some clothes and I'm going to go upstairs and have a nice
dinner. I will find a nice lady to dance with, then I will take to
her cabin and we can kiss and I can fondle her body. She'll start to
take off her clothes and she'll be wearing red silk panties!"
 
At this, he gets an erection.
 
He slips his hand into his shorts, grabs his pecker, and yells,
"Ha Ha Ha!! I fooled you! I lied about the ship!"
 
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Men who make obscene phone calls have sexual hang-ups.
 
I called a girlfriend of mine and asked her if she was free Saturday
night. She said no, but she would be reasonable.
 
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It was entertainment night at the old people's home. Claude the
hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to
hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
 
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat "I want you each to keep your eye
on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my
family for six generations".
 
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch..."
 
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed
the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's
finger and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.
 
"SHIT" said the Hypnotist.
 
It took three days to clean up the old people's home.
 
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If opera is entertainment, then falling off a roof is transportation!
 
What are the advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
They give like Hell. They do not yell. They do not tell. They do not
swell. And there are no wedding bells!
 
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