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Toons
Milk dispenser
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=005Milk-dispenser.jpg
Saucy Mona...wait for it...
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=005Mona005.gif
Mountie
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=005Mountie.jpg
American Beauty
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=005movies-0031.jpg
Never loses his keys
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=005never-loses-his-keys.jpg
Obedience school
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=005Obedience.jpg
The Passion
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004amovies-0176.jpg
Bat racing
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004asports-Bat_racing.jpg
Bedtime story
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004bedtime.JPG
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VALENTINE'S GIFTS...you STILL have time to get them!
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GUYS!!! WATCH THIS and DON'T let this happen to YOU!!!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8410i_love-me-tender-or-else_fun
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Personalized Message in a Bottle for Valentine's Day.
http://tinyurl.com/d5y2xf
Vermont Teddy Bear
http://tinyurl.com/dkny2p
Personalized Gifts for Valentine's Day
http://tinyurl.com/bv4r56
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Toons
Bus stop 2025
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004BusStop_2.jpg
Toasty car
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004Cool-car23.jpg
And we MEAN it, too
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004do-not-little.jpg
Time served
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x009.html
Suicide
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x010.html
Healthy part
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x014.html
Hurry up Eno
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x015.html
George and I
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x016.html
Random Joke & Cartoon
http://www.Able2Laugh.com
Stolen Toon of the Day
http://stolen-jokes.com/JPGS/display_pic.php
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Extras...
Jeep vs Snowmobile....on WATER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFLE50892xk
Penguins
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?i=38553&pid=1407&u=3463
Beer Diet
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?i=36915&pid=102&u=3463
Odd but amazing list of famous people who've lost fingers.
For the serious trivia nut.
http://www.who2.com/missingdigits.html
Offbeat News Headlines
http://www.1stheadlines.com/offbeat.htm
The Real Unknown Comic - Murray Langston
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyo_oi96HHM
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Game Time!
Turtix
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39078&s=n
Good Night Kiss
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39237&s=n
Highway Pursuit
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39036&s=n
Police Strike
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39145&s=n
Ninja VS Pirates
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39117&s=n
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He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard,
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right.
He didn't like the stew.
I didn't mend his socks the way
his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around & smacked the **** out of him...
Like his mother used to do.
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A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They
couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and
would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket
and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and
picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling
outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry all of his
purchases home.
While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old
lady who told him she was lost.
She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The biker said, "Well. as a matter of fact, I live at 1616
Mockingbird Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry this
lot."
The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket.
Carry the bucket in one hand. Put a chicken under each arm and
carry the goose in the other hand?"
"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old
girl home. On the way he says: "let's take my short cut and go down
this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a
lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that
when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall,
pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil,
two chickens, and a goose How in the world could I possible hold
you up against the wall and do that
The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket,
put the anvil on top of the bucket and I'll hold the chickens."
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In marriage there's often a glitch
When you find out you married a bitch;
She once was quite nice.
All sugar and spice,
And now she's an evil old witch!
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More Perfect Valentines Gifts
Valentine's Day Apparel, Keepsakes, Teddy Bears
http://tinyurl.com/b32spf
PajamaGram!
http://tinyurl.com/czco2g
Save 20% site-wide on Flowers.
http://tinyurl.com/amz2ma
Ultimate Love charm bracelet
http://tinyurl.com/cl5r5e
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Around lunchtime Sheryl left school and headed for home, crying
because her first period had started and she had no idea what it was.
The girl's teacher was reluctant to get involved, so she suggested
Sheryl talk to her mom.
She was walking home when she ran into little Johnny.
"Why are you crying? Asked little Johnny.
"I'm crying because I'm bleeding," she replied.
"Give me a look," said little Johnny.
She lifted her skirt and showed him.
"Fuckin' hell!" said little Johnny. "No wonder you're bleeding, some
bastard's cut off your c0ck!"
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There was a young man named Ringer,
Who was seducing a beautiful singer.
He said with a grin,
"I've now rammed it in!"
She said, "You mean that isn't your finger?"
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