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Rascal
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Here to Stay
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Domino effect
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Ninjas Ahead
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eBay hotshot
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Head of cabbage
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Domino effect
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Ninjas Ahead
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eBay hotshot
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Lawyers
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Aphrodisiacs
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Extras...
Robert Lund- You've Got Hogwarts
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The Best Appointment Obama Could Make - Ralph Nader as "Car Czar"
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FARK
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Candid Camera
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GAME TIME
Shape Solitaire
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George Bush Game
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Blackbeard's Island Deluxe
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Gazzoline Game
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G.I. Jetpack Game
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Daily Games
Cryptogram, Wordcross, Crossword Jumble & Jigsaw Puzzle
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A guy dies and goes to Hell. When he gets down there its nothing at
all like he thought it would be. It's just like the beach... clear
blue sky, about 85 degrees, sandy beach and waves as far as the
eye can see.
As the guy starts walking along the beach he comes upon an old dude
he knows who died a few years back. The old dude is laying on the
beach with this super hot little hardbody blonde all wrapped around
him, and a large cooler chest of beer at his feet.
The young guy asks in amazement, "This is hell?"
"Yeah," the old dude responds. "Wanna beer?"
"Sure!" the young guy says as he grabs one from the cooler. After
turning the can of beer over several times he cries, "Hey, there's
no hole in this beer!"
"Yeah," the old dude says mournfully. "Pitifully, there's no hole
in this blonde either."
THIS IS HELL!!!
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An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and told the receptionist
she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will prepared. The
receptionist suggested they set up an appointment for a convenient time
for the spinster to come into the office.
The woman replied, "You must understand, I've lived alone all my life,
I rarely see anyone, and I don't like to go out. Would it be possible
for the lawyer to come to my house?"
The receptionist checked with the attorney who agreed and he went to the
spinster's home for the meeting to discuss her estate and the will.
The lawyer's first question was, "Would you please tell me what you have
in assets and how you'd like them to be distributed under your will?"
She replied, "Besides the furniture and accessories you see here, I have
$40,000 in my savings account at the bank."
"Tell me," the lawyer asked, "how would you like the $40,000 to be
distributed?"
The spinster said, "Well, as I've told you, I've lived a reclusive life,
people have hardly ever noticed me, so I'd like them to notice when I
pass on. I'd like to provide $35,000 for my funeral."
The lawyer remarked, "Well, for $35,000 you will be able to have a funeral
that will certainly be noticed and will leave a lasting impression on
anyone who may not have taken much note of you! But tell me," he
continued, "what would you like to do with the remaining $5,000?"
The spinster replied, "As you know, I've never married, I've lived alone
almost my entire life, and in fact I've never slept with a man. Before I
die, I'd like you to use the $5,000 to arrange for a man to sleep with
me."
"This is a very unusual request," the lawyer said, adding, "but I'll see
what I can do to arrange it and get back to you."
That evening, the lawyer was at home telling his wife about the eccentric
spinster and her weird request. After thinking about how much she could
do around the house with $5,000, and with a bit of coaxing, she got her
husband to agree to provide the service himself.
She said, "I'll drive you over tomorrow morning, and wait in the car
until you're finished."
The next morning, she drove him to the spinster's house and waited while
he went into the house. She waited for over an hour, but her husband
didn't come out. So she blew the car horn.
Shortly, the upstairs bedroom window opened, the lawyer stuck his head
out and yelled, "Pick me up tomorrow! She's going to let the County bury
her!"
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Q. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?
A. 100 people that don't do dick.
Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?
A. Brain tumor.
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Before marriage.....
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage....
Simply read the above from bottom to the top.
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In a new sex survey they found that 18 percent of people had sex
four or more times a week.
Now here is the interesting part. That number drops to 3 percent
when you add the phrase, "With a partner."
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