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Wedding day
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I, Ribbit
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004movies-0037.jpg
Mummy
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004Mummy.JPG
Find the 5 horses
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004Optical_Illusion0011.jpg
Prime
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004prime.jpg
Lick the Candy Cane (smut alert)
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=005Snacksx005.jpg
Skeet Skiing
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=005sports0005.jpg
Good Likker
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=005Stick_that_licker_in.jpg
Stronger love
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It figures...
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Fun with lasers
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Let's make a deal
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You're right
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Teens and seniors
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k124.html
Susanne? Where did she go?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k125.html
The good, the bad....
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k126.html
Random Joke & Cartoon
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Stolen Toon of the Day
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FUN PLACES
Tony Soprano Soundboard:
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39005&s=n
Cat In the Kettle
http://www.superlaugh.com/1/chowmein.swf
A VERY strange site full of some VERY strange videos
http://www.punchbaby.com
Fastest gunman ever. Unbelievable Bob Munden
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLnmvseCseI
Puppy Love
http://www.humorcolumnist.com/puppylove.htm
Most Peculiar stories of 2008
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28251845/
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GAME TIME
Manta Bomber:
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Poker Superstars II:
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Roadies Rage:
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Clash N Slash:
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=38772&s=n
Around The World In 80 Days:
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39071&s=n
Daily Games
Cryptogram, Wordcross, Crossword Jumble & Jigsaw Puzzle
http://able2laff.com/?p=2383
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A guy and a girl are lying in a bed after just having sex.
The girl lays on her side of the bed and rests.
The guy goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, "Man,
oh Man, I finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin."
The girl overhears him talking to himself and asks, "Are you saying
you lost your virginity to me?"
"Well," the guy explains, "I always wanted to wait until I was with
the woman I love to lose my virginity."
Astounded, the girl replies, "So you really love me?"
"Oh God no!" the guy says. "I just got sick of waiting."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A farmer lived on a quiet, rural highway. But, as time went by, the
traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. It became so heavy and
so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to
six a day.
So he called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do
something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all
of my chickens."
"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.
"I don't care, just do something about these drivers."
So the next day the sheriff had the county go out and put up a sign
that said: SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING.
Three days later, the farmer again called the sheriff and said,
"That sign didn't help a bit. They are still hitting my chickens."
So the next day, the county put up a sign that said:
SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY.
Again, no change. So the farmer called and called, every day for
three weeks.
Finally, he told the sheriff, "Look, your signs are just not working.
Mind if I put up one of my own?"
The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, let's see if yours works better."
He was willing to agree to anything to get him to stop those daily
calls.
Well, the sheriff got no more calls from the farmer. After three
weeks, he decided to call the farmer and see how things were going.
"Did you put up your sign?"
"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since. I've
got to go. I'm very busy." And he hung up the phone.
The sheriff thought to himself, "I'd better go have a look at that
sign. There might be something there that WE could use to slow
down drivers..."
So the sheriff drove out to the farmer's house, and he saw the
sign. It was on a whole sheet of plywood. Written in large,
yellow letters were the words:
SLOW: NUDIST COLONY.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
With Barack Obama naming Hillary Clinton as his new Secretary of
State, the rumor has sprung up that Bill Clinton might take over her
Senate seat. Bill Clinton held a press conference yesterday and
said he had no interest in Hillary's seat... or her job as Senator, for
that matter. (Tim Hunter)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Grandpa was always going on about the good old days and the
lower cost of living, in particular.
"When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store and I'd
get a salami, two pints of milk, six oranges, two loaves of bread,
a magazine and some new blue jeans all for a dollar!"
Then Grandpa said sadly, "You can't do that anymore. They got
those video cameras everywhere you look."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bush says he wants to be remembered as the man who liberated
50 million people. Well, when you think about it, he did. Thanks to
him, 50 million Americans are now liberated from their savings
account, their 401(k)s, car payments, mortgage... (Jay Leno)
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Get some useful inspiration
to make your days go by easier.
Or share your wins in life!
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http://Able2Laugh.com
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Able2Laugh-subscribe@topica.com
Here is a WIDE variety of fun maillists for you
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Welcome to all the new subscribers!
Anything goes on this list so no one under 18 is welcome!
PLEASE support this list by checking out the sponsors!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TOONS
Just for fun
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004jst_for_fun.jpg
Wedding day
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004marriage_5.jpg
I, Ribbit
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004movies-0037.jpg
Mummy
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004Mummy.JPG
Find the 5 horses
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004Optical_Illusion0011.jpg
Prime
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004prime.jpg
Lick the Candy Cane (smut alert)
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=005Snacksx005.jpg
Skeet Skiing
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=005sports0005.jpg
Good Likker
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=005Stick_that_licker_in.jpg
Stronger love
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=005Stronger.jpg
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Amazing Discovery...Whiter Teeth At Warp Speed!
Up to 5 Shades Whiter in Minutes..Not Days!
Makes teeth Whitening Actually Healthy!
Get it Absolutely FREE!
http://tinyurl.com/c6g6by
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TOONS
Well hung
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=005tree-hung.jpg
It figures...
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=005tshirt-004.jpg
Fun with lasers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k121.html
Let's make a deal
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k122.html
You're right
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k123.html
Teens and seniors
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k124.html
Susanne? Where did she go?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k125.html
The good, the bad....
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k126.html
Random Joke & Cartoon
http://www.Able2Laugh.com
Stolen Toon of the Day
http://stolen-jokes.com/JPGS/display_pic.php
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
FUN PLACES
Tony Soprano Soundboard:
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39005&s=n
Cat In the Kettle
http://www.superlaugh.com/1/chowmein.swf
A VERY strange site full of some VERY strange videos
http://www.punchbaby.com
Fastest gunman ever. Unbelievable Bob Munden
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLnmvseCseI
Puppy Love
http://www.humorcolumnist.com/puppylove.htm
Most Peculiar stories of 2008
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28251845/
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GAME TIME
Manta Bomber:
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=38983&s=n
Poker Superstars II:
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=38753&s=n
Roadies Rage:
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=38984&s=n
Clash N Slash:
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=38772&s=n
Around The World In 80 Days:
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39071&s=n
Daily Games
Cryptogram, Wordcross, Crossword Jumble & Jigsaw Puzzle
http://able2laff.com/?p=2383
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A guy and a girl are lying in a bed after just having sex.
The girl lays on her side of the bed and rests.
The guy goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, "Man,
oh Man, I finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin."
The girl overhears him talking to himself and asks, "Are you saying
you lost your virginity to me?"
"Well," the guy explains, "I always wanted to wait until I was with
the woman I love to lose my virginity."
Astounded, the girl replies, "So you really love me?"
"Oh God no!" the guy says. "I just got sick of waiting."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A farmer lived on a quiet, rural highway. But, as time went by, the
traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. It became so heavy and
so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to
six a day.
So he called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do
something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all
of my chickens."
"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.
"I don't care, just do something about these drivers."
So the next day the sheriff had the county go out and put up a sign
that said: SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING.
Three days later, the farmer again called the sheriff and said,
"That sign didn't help a bit. They are still hitting my chickens."
So the next day, the county put up a sign that said:
SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY.
Again, no change. So the farmer called and called, every day for
three weeks.
Finally, he told the sheriff, "Look, your signs are just not working.
Mind if I put up one of my own?"
The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, let's see if yours works better."
He was willing to agree to anything to get him to stop those daily
calls.
Well, the sheriff got no more calls from the farmer. After three
weeks, he decided to call the farmer and see how things were going.
"Did you put up your sign?"
"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since. I've
got to go. I'm very busy." And he hung up the phone.
The sheriff thought to himself, "I'd better go have a look at that
sign. There might be something there that WE could use to slow
down drivers..."
So the sheriff drove out to the farmer's house, and he saw the
sign. It was on a whole sheet of plywood. Written in large,
yellow letters were the words:
SLOW: NUDIST COLONY.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
With Barack Obama naming Hillary Clinton as his new Secretary of
State, the rumor has sprung up that Bill Clinton might take over her
Senate seat. Bill Clinton held a press conference yesterday and
said he had no interest in Hillary's seat... or her job as Senator, for
that matter. (Tim Hunter)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Unbelievable Instant Wrinkle Reducer
Cheryl Tiegs' Proven Home Alternative to Botox®
Get a free trial here
http://tinyurl.com/6j5q9e
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Grandpa was always going on about the good old days and the
lower cost of living, in particular.
"When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store and I'd
get a salami, two pints of milk, six oranges, two loaves of bread,
a magazine and some new blue jeans all for a dollar!"
Then Grandpa said sadly, "You can't do that anymore. They got
those video cameras everywhere you look."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bush says he wants to be remembered as the man who liberated
50 million people. Well, when you think about it, he did. Thanks to
him, 50 million Americans are now liberated from their savings
account, their 401(k)s, car payments, mortgage... (Jay Leno)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Some Other Lists to Enjoy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
DO you WANT to SEE some SKIN?
For a fine selection of naughty bits...
Delivered right to your mailbox...
GO HERE NOW!
http://able2laff.com/EZ/a-mat.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Life getting you down?
Get some useful inspiration
to make your days go by easier.
Or share your wins in life!
http://able2laff.com/EZ/insp.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
More to come later....
just remember there are "No Holds Barred" !!
To Join No Holds Barred
NoHoldsBarred-subscribe@Topica.com
To Unsubscribe
NoHoldsBarred-unsubscribe@Topica.com
Able2Laff - Belly-Laugh Central for Everyone
http://Able2Laff.com
Able2Laugh - For your Naughty Humor Needs
http://Able2Laugh.com
Able2Laugh Humor ezine - Humor of the Sinful Kind
Able2Laugh-subscribe@topica.com
Here is a WIDE variety of fun maillists for you
http://able2laff.com/EZ/
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