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Anything goes on this list so no one under 18 is welcome!
PLEASE support this list by checking out the sponsors!
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Howdy!
I'm an old fashioned kida guy, which is why my newsletters have
always been in text format.
Changing over to html has been proving to be a real trial. Nah,
making stuff with it's easy. I've been slapping together websites
for years.
With email one may create a mail in many versions of html. It's
sending it through my mailserver (Topica.com) that's been a
problem. No matter HOW I send it there seem to always be SOME
trouble. Either it garbles the bottom footer, sending off alarms and
bells with spam filters and virus programs...or some AOL folks get
a huge mess of gobbledygook at the top of the page. >> sigh... <<
Still working on and researching it. If there's ANY problems with
how this gets delivered, please do hit REPLY and pass it along
back to me. And if anyone has a CLUE how AOL folks would get
such a mess delivered like that, please let me know.
But for now....ENJOY!
Papa Thorn Shunt
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TOONS
Things happen...
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=005tshirts4babys015.jpg
Unknown wanker
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=005Unknown-wanker.gif
Well trained
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=005well_trained.jpg
Anti-theft device
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=004ad-anti-theft.jpg
Holy Halo
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=004HolyHalo.jpg
Horny babe
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=004horny-babe.jpg
Safari
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004Safari.jpg
Shoppers
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004Shop_Til_We_Drop.JPG
Good idea
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004sign004.jpg
Good night's sleep
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004SpecialBed.jpg
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Let the artist in you go CRAZY!
Body paint & liquid latex
http://tinyurl.com/4fblt5
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TOONS
Good jump
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004sports0004.jpg
Teach a man
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004teach-a-man.jpg
New t-shirts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0114.html
Too much milk
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0115.html
When dogs ride
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0116.html
Prison
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0117.html
The morning after pill
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0118.html
Random Joke & cartoon
http://www.Able2Laugh.com
Stolen Toon of the Day
http://stolen-jokes.com/JPGS/display_pic.php
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
INTERESTING PLACES TO GO
Crypt Keeper Soundboard:
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39007&s=n
I Have My Moments - Pat McCurdy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7ugeKriMNg
The Satirical Political Report
http://satiricalpolitical.com/
Chris Angel - egg, orange and chick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_uVhSaULB4
The 5 Most Half-Assed Monsters in Movie History
http://tinyurl.com/br64hb
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GAME TIME
Sudoku Toon :
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=37495&s=n
Stunt Dirt Bike:
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39082&s=n
Split Stocks:
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=37514&s=n
Heli Attack 3:
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39083&s=n
Daily Games
Cryptogram, Wordcross, Crossword Jumble & Jigsaw Puzzle
http://able2laff.com/?p=2383 < /DIV>
Get Paid To Play Games
Make $10-$120/hour to beta test unreleased games.
Free game copies.
http://able2laff.gamert est.hop.clickbank.net/
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oldie But Goodie
An 85-year-old man marries a substantial but lovely 25-year-old
farmer's daughter. She is deeply in love with him, but because she
is used to big, strapping farm types and because by comparison
her new husband appears so old and frail, the woman decides that
on their wedding night they should have separate adjoining suites.
She is most concerned that the old fellow could over-exert himself.
She is a fine, strong handsome girl and after the festivities she
prepares herself in a filmy see-through negligee that shows off her
large, pointed attributes and delightfully pneumatic derriere to the
best effect, and settles back to wait for the knock on the door she
is expecting.
In no time at all the knock comes and there is her groom, his
manhood standing to attention, ready for action. They unite in
vigorous conjugal union and all goes well indeed, whereupon he
takes his leave of her and she prepares to go to sleep for the night.
A few minutes later, just as her eyes are closing, there's a knock on
the door and there stands the old chap - solidly in the upright
position - ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, she consents
to further coupling, which is again vigorous, deep and satisfyingly
successful, after which the octogenarian bids her the fondest of
good-nights and leaves.
She is both surprised and pleased at the performance of her new
husband and is certainly ready for slumber at this point. As she
begins to drift off into a slumber once again there is another knock
at the door and there is the old chap again, fresh as a teenager
and pointedly ready for more conjugal jig-a-jig.
Once more they enter into sexual congress and once again it is
definitely vigorous, deep and profoundly satisfying .
As they're lying together in each other's arms bathing in the
afterglow of great sex, the young bride says to him, "I am truly
impressed that a man your age has enough energy to make love
to me insuch a vigorous and satisfying way three times already
tonight. I've been with fellows less than half your age that were
only good for one, and did not plough my furrow nearly as strongly
or deeply as you have."
The old chap looks rather puzzled and turns to her and says, "Oh.
Was I already here?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Romantic Poem
Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you really screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Oh! Go To Hell."
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There was a lady who triplets begat
Nat, Pat and Tat
It was fun breeding
But trouble feeding
Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Here's a FREE 3 year subscription for REMEDY magazine,
Along with Free Samples for a Healthier You from RemedyLife
Click here to get started!
http://tinyurl.com/ad2bp7
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
True Story from Houston Medical Center.
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his
hoohoo.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the
ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used
petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your
hoohoo.
3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save".
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Some Other Lists to Enjoy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you're interested in anything Military
Then you need to Cruise by here
Enlist some good Services
To keep you informed and amused
http://able2laff.com/EZ/milty.html
===================================
Not very computer savvy?
Get ways to make your computer
do everything YOU want it to do!
Computer and software tips here
http://able2laff.com/EZ/comp.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
More to come later....
just remember there are "No Holds Barred" !!
To Join No Holds Barred
NoHoldsBarred-subscribe@Topica.com
To Unsubscribe
NoHoldsBarred-unsubscribe@Topica.com
Able2Laff - Belly-Laugh Central for Everyone
http://Able2Laff.com
Able2Laugh - For your Naughty Humor Needs
http://Able2Laugh.com
Able2Laugh Humor ezine - Humor of the Sinful Kind
Able2Laugh-subscribe@topica.com
Here is a WIDE variety of fun maillists for you
http://able2laff.com/EZ/
64 none
Welcome to all the new subscribers!
Anything goes on this list so no one under 18 is welcome!
PLEASE support this list by checking out the sponsors!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Howdy!
I'm an old fashioned kida guy, which is why my newsletters have
always been in text format.
Changing over to html has been proving to be a real trial. Nah,
making stuff with it's easy. I've been slapping together websites
for years.
With email one may create a mail in many versions of html. It's
sending it through my mailserver (Topica.com) that's been a
problem. No matter HOW I send it there seem to always be SOME
trouble. Either it garbles the bottom footer, sending off alarms and
bells with spam filters and virus programs...or some AOL folks get
a huge mess of gobbledygook at the top of the page. >> sigh... <<
Still working on and researching it. If there's ANY problems with
how this gets delivered, please do hit REPLY and pass it along
back to me. And if anyone has a CLUE how AOL folks would get
such a mess delivered like that, please let me know.
But for now....ENJOY!
Papa Thorn Shunt
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TOONS
Things happen...
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=005tshirts4babys015.jpg
Unknown wanker
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=005Unknown-wanker.gif
Well trained
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=005well_trained.jpg
Anti-theft device
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=004ad-anti-theft.jpg
Holy Halo
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=004HolyHalo.jpg
Horny babe
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=004horny-babe.jpg
Safari
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004Safari.jpg
Shoppers
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004Shop_Til_We_Drop.JPG
Good idea
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004sign004.jpg
Good night's sleep
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004SpecialBed.jpg
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Let the artist in you go CRAZY!
Body paint & liquid latex
http://tinyurl.com/4fblt5
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TOONS
Good jump
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004sports0004.jpg
Teach a man
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004teach-a-man.jpg
New t-shirts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0114.html
Too much milk
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0115.html
When dogs ride
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0116.html
Prison
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0117.html
The morning after pill
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0118.html
Random Joke & cartoon
http://www.Able2Laugh.com
Stolen Toon of the Day
http://stolen-jokes.com/JPGS/display_pic.php
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
INTERESTING PLACES TO GO
Crypt Keeper Soundboard:
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39007&s=n
I Have My Moments - Pat McCurdy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7ugeKriMNg
The Satirical Political Report
http://satiricalpolitical.com/
Chris Angel - egg, orange and chick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_uVhSaULB4
The 5 Most Half-Assed Monsters in Movie History
http://tinyurl.com/br64hb
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GAME TIME
Sudoku Toon :
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=37495&s=n
Stunt Dirt Bike:
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39082&s=n
Split Stocks:
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=37514&s=n
Heli Attack 3:
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39083&s=n
Daily Games
Cryptogram, Wordcross, Crossword Jumble & Jigsaw Puzzle
http://able2laff.com/?p=2383 < /DIV>
Get Paid To Play Games
Make $10-$120/hour to beta test unreleased games.
Free game copies.
http://able2laff.gamert est.hop.clickbank.net/
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oldie But Goodie
An 85-year-old man marries a substantial but lovely 25-year-old
farmer's daughter. She is deeply in love with him, but because she
is used to big, strapping farm types and because by comparison
her new husband appears so old and frail, the woman decides that
on their wedding night they should have separate adjoining suites.
She is most concerned that the old fellow could over-exert himself.
She is a fine, strong handsome girl and after the festivities she
prepares herself in a filmy see-through negligee that shows off her
large, pointed attributes and delightfully pneumatic derriere to the
best effect, and settles back to wait for the knock on the door she
is expecting.
In no time at all the knock comes and there is her groom, his
manhood standing to attention, ready for action. They unite in
vigorous conjugal union and all goes well indeed, whereupon he
takes his leave of her and she prepares to go to sleep for the night.
A few minutes later, just as her eyes are closing, there's a knock on
the door and there stands the old chap - solidly in the upright
position - ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, she consents
to further coupling, which is again vigorous, deep and satisfyingly
successful, after which the octogenarian bids her the fondest of
good-nights and leaves.
She is both surprised and pleased at the performance of her new
husband and is certainly ready for slumber at this point. As she
begins to drift off into a slumber once again there is another knock
at the door and there is the old chap again, fresh as a teenager
and pointedly ready for more conjugal jig-a-jig.
Once more they enter into sexual congress and once again it is
definitely vigorous, deep and profoundly satisfying .
As they're lying together in each other's arms bathing in the
afterglow of great sex, the young bride says to him, "I am truly
impressed that a man your age has enough energy to make love
to me insuch a vigorous and satisfying way three times already
tonight. I've been with fellows less than half your age that were
only good for one, and did not plough my furrow nearly as strongly
or deeply as you have."
The old chap looks rather puzzled and turns to her and says, "Oh.
Was I already here?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Romantic Poem
Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you really screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Oh! Go To Hell."
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There was a lady who triplets begat
Nat, Pat and Tat
It was fun breeding
But trouble feeding
Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Here's a FREE 3 year subscription for REMEDY magazine,
Along with Free Samples for a Healthier You from RemedyLife
Click here to get started!
http://tinyurl.com/ad2bp7
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
True Story from Houston Medical Center.
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his
hoohoo.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the
ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used
petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your
hoohoo.
3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save".
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Some Other Lists to Enjoy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you're interested in anything Military
Then you need to Cruise by here
Enlist some good Services
To keep you informed and amused
http://able2laff.com/EZ/milty.html
===================================
Not very computer savvy?
Get ways to make your computer
do everything YOU want it to do!
Computer and software tips here
http://able2laff.com/EZ/comp.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
More to come later....
just remember there are "No Holds Barred" !!
To Join No Holds Barred
NoHoldsBarred-subscribe@Topica.com
To Unsubscribe
NoHoldsBarred-unsubscribe@Topica.com
Able2Laff - Belly-Laugh Central for Everyone
http://Able2Laff.com
Able2Laugh - For your Naughty Humor Needs
http://Able2Laugh.com
Able2Laugh Humor ezine - Humor of the Sinful Kind
Able2Laugh-subscribe@topica.com
Here is a WIDE variety of fun maillists for you
http://able2laff.com/EZ/
64 none
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