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Toons
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EXTRAS
For those last minute touches...
Creative Valentine's Day Ideas
http://www.theromantic.com/stories/valentines/main.htm
If Valentine's Day Cards Told The Truth
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Funny Valentine's Day Quotes
http://www.poemofquotes.com/funny-quotes/valentines-day.php
Valentine's Day
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentine%27s_Day
The Mad Dog Valentine's Day
(each opens to full article)
http://www.maddogproductions.com/holidays.htm#Valentine
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GAME TIME
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Virtual Villagers
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Aqua Bubble
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6 full on games for the week end
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Daily Games
Cryptogram, Wordcross, Crossword Jumble & Jigsaw Puzzle
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9 to 5 Love
My husband, a certified public accountant, works 15-hour days
for the first few months of the year. In spite of his hectic schedule, he
took time out to order me flowers for Valentine's Day.
While pondering what sweet endearment to write on the card, he
obviously began thinking of the many hours of work still ahead of
him.
His note read:
"Roses are red,
violets are blue.
If I weren't thinking of you,
I'd probably be through."
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If you love somebody...
THE ORIGINAL VERSION:
If you love something, Set it free...
If it comes back, it's yours, If it doesn't, it never was yours....
THE PESSIMIST VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, well,
as expected, she never was.
THE OPTIMIST VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
THE IMPATIENT VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time limit, forget her.
THE PATIENT VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...
THE PLAYFUL VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again,
repeat *
THE LAWYER'S VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...
THE BILL GATES VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for
re-installation fees and tell her that she's also going to
get an upgrade.
THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION::
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.
THE POSSESSIVE VERSION:
If you love somebody don't ever set her free.
THE MBA VERSION:
If you love somebody set her free...
instantaneously...
and look for others simultaneously.
THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION:
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant If she doesn't
come, back her id is supreme If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION:
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
THE MARKETING VERSION:
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, she has brand loyalty If she doesn't,
reposition the brand in new markets.
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Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
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Cinderella got her fella,
with a slipper made of glass.
So please be mine, Valentine,
or I'll have to whack your ass.
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged,
balding man standing at the counter methodically placing 'Love'
stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then
takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him. So, he goes up to the
balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed,
'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
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Lie down with me --
It's my final offa,
Or you'll be lying
wit' Jimmy Hoffa.
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Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits
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