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A shy, drunken, innocent young man walked up to a beautiful young
woman in a pub and said, "Do you mind if I ask you a personal
question?"
"Yes I do," replied the beautiful young woman, "But go ahead, as I'm
sure you're going to ask me anyway."
"OK," said the shy, drunken, innocent young man, "How many men have
you slept with?"
"That's my business!" snapped the woman.
"Oh, cool!" said the young man. "I didn't realize you made a living
at it!"
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A young nun at a convent had one too many sexual indiscretions, and
turned up pregnant. Scared, she told no one of this, and was thankful
that the order she belonged to wore loose, floor-length habits that
would keep her secret safe, possibly right up until the birth.
And so it did, and upon the evening when the contractions started,
she rushed down into the basement, hoping that no one would hear
either her own moaning, or the cries of the newborn child.
After the birth, panic set in; she didn't know WHAT she should do
with the baby. If she were found with the child, she would be thrown
out of the order, with no place for food or shelter. Knowing that the
Mother Superior was a wise woman, and also having no other options,
she placed the baby in a basket, and quietly crept into the sleeping
Mother's room in the pre-dawn hours. She left the baby, and silently
exited the sleeping chambers.
At sunrise, the Mother Superior awakened, and heard the baby as
it was just waking from a nap. She quickly looked over the side of
her bed, at the child in the basket, fell back in her bed with a
sorrowful look, and dejectedly sighed, "Oh, God! You can't even trust
your own finger any more!"
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Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Transition insiders say that Barack Obama may decriminalize marijuana.
Apparently the economy is so bad that Obama feels the best way to
deal with it is to let everyone get high. (Jim Barach)
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Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told
her Mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!"
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It
reminded me of a peanut."
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, "Really small,
was it?"
Sally replied, "No...salty!"
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Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
After leaving office, George Bush reportedly plans to go out on a
speaking tour. That's right. Speaking tour. You can't make stuff up
like this. (Will Durst)
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