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Welcome to all the new subscribers!
Anything goes on this list so no one under 18 is welcome!
PLEASE support this list by checking out the sponsors!
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Hiya, Laughers!
Well, I did an experiment in my Wednesday newsletters, and found
that using this format for my html caused the least problems for
anyone. Hopefully, this remains true.
One person said that for some reason his issue ended up in his spam
folder. DO please set this address in your spam filters as OK if that
becomes a problem. None of the AOL folks wrote in to complain,
which was a real relief for change. But, if here is a problem, please
forward the FULL newsletter back to me so I may see the problem.
Carry on...and LAUGH!
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Truth in labeling
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004truth_labeling.JPG
New TV Show
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004TVshow-Animals-Chases.jpg
Where DID we park...
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004Where_did_we_park.JPG
Accident
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=005Accident.JPG
Cellphone
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=005ad-Cellphone_2.jpg
Bill & Len
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=005amovies-0177.jpg
Hidden kisses
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=004kiss_2.jpg
Hot Dog Stand (naughty alert)
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=004Lunchx004.jpg
AOL fans
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=006AOL.gif
Marriage
http://tinyurl.com/9vmb96
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You don't have to be a rocket scientist
to make big bucks on Google.
Click here to get your Google Pro success kit today.
Quantities are limited, but what you can make is not!
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Fanny magnet
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=006ad-AstonMartin.jpg
Alien encounters
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=006aliens.jpg
Trick on the blind man
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0111.html
Got 'em in the wrong place
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0112.html
Protection from sunburn
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0113.html
A little fella
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0119.html
The new airline offers plenty of amenities
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0120.html
Random Joke & Cartoon
http://www.Able2Laugh.com
Stolen Toon of the Day
http://stolen-jokes.com/JPGS/display_pic.php
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FUN PLACES TO CHECK OUT
Herbert Soundboard:
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=38997&s=n
Doggy Style Blog
http://www.maddogblog.com/
Hillary Carlip - I Really Get a Kick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-M5uVyfO7Y
Ironic Times...all three pages of headlines
http://ironictimes.com/index.html
Chris Angel - egg, orange and chick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_uVhSaULB4
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GAME TIME
Armed Invasion Game:
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39085&s=n
Beach Catfight
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39452&s=n
Fruite Slots
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=37515&s=n
Word Search 50:
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=37507&s=n
Jigsaw : Red Panda
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=37522&s=n
Daily Games
Cryptogram, Wordcross, Crossword Jumble & Jigsaw Puzzle
http://able2laff.com/?p=2383
Nice variety of Adult Games for home or party!
Various Sip 'n Strips, Truth Or Dare, Body Bingo
Pages and Pages of choices. Check it out!
http://tinyurl.com/5ghcmo
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Top Ten Reasons Sheep are better Than Women:
10. You don't have to be in a fraternity.
9. They're always on all fours
8. You don't have to buy them dinner
7. They can't complain
6. Men can run faster
5. Guaranteed to make animal noises
4. Easy entry
3. No foreplay required
2. Wham Bam Thank you Lamb
1. They're always tight
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her
mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully
place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle.
Well, Mom forgot until the last minute. So she dashed out and
could only find a short pink nightie. She bought it and threw it into
the suitcase.
After the wedding the bride and groom enter their hotel room. The
groom was a little self-conscious so he asked his new bride to
change in the bathroom and promise not to peek while he got ready
for bed.
While she was in the bathroom she opened her suitcase and saw
the negligee her mother had thrown in there.
She exclaimed "Oh no, it's short, pink and wrinkled!"
Then her groom cried out, "I told you not to peek!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Said a horny young girl from Milpitas,
"My favorite sport is coitus."
But a fullback from State
Made her period late,
And now she has athlete's fetus!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
$40 Billion is given away each year in the form of grants.
Grants are the only bailout
the average person receives from the government.
There are literally thousands of grant programs.
Best of all, you never have to pay it back!
Fill out as many grant offers as you like
until you get the cash you finally deserve.
Get started at:
http://tinyurl.com/cw76ns
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Having survived my first driving lesson, I emerged from the car to
come face to face with a woman standing on the pavement.
"A bit nerve wracking, was it"? she asked.
"More than that," I laughed. "My instructor has a foul body odor
and has a bit of a wind problem. No way do I want a lesson from
him again."
"I know the feeling," said the woman coolly. "I've been married to
him for 20 years."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There was a young fellow named Perkin
Who was always jerkin' his gherkin.
His wife said, "Now, Perkin,
Stop jerkin' your gherkin:
You're shirkin' your ferkin'---you bastard!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Some Other Lists to Enjoy
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Quality Health
10 Health Newsletters
That could save your life!
And find out why chocolate and kisses
keep your heart healthy...
http://tinyurl.com/bhugv3
----------------------------------------
WEB SURFING!
Get hot tips on fun and interesting web sites to cruise.
http://able2laff.com/EZ/link.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
More to come later....
just remember there are "No Holds Barred" !!
To Join No Holds Barred
NoHoldsBarred-subscribe@Topica.com
To Unsubscribe
NoHoldsBarred-unsubscribe@Topica.com
Able2Laff - Belly-Laugh Central for Everyone
http://Able2Laff.com
Able2Laugh - For your Naughty Humor Needs
http://Able2Laugh.com
Able2Laugh Humor ezine - Humor of the Sinful Kind
Able2Laugh-subscribe@topica.com
Here is a WIDE variety of fun maillists for you
http://able2laff.com/EZ/
Welcome to all the new subscribers!
Anything goes on this list so no one under 18 is welcome!
PLEASE support this list by checking out the sponsors!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hiya, Laughers!
Well, I did an experiment in my Wednesday newsletters, and found
that using this format for my html caused the least problems for
anyone. Hopefully, this remains true.
One person said that for some reason his issue ended up in his spam
folder. DO please set this address in your spam filters as OK if that
becomes a problem. None of the AOL folks wrote in to complain,
which was a real relief for change. But, if here is a problem, please
forward the FULL newsletter back to me so I may see the problem.
Carry on...and LAUGH!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TOONS
Truth in labeling
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004truth_labeling.JPG
New TV Show
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004TVshow-Animals-Chases.jpg
Where DID we park...
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=004Where_did_we_park.JPG
Accident
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=005Accident.JPG
Cellphone
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=005ad-Cellphone_2.jpg
Bill & Len
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=005amovies-0177.jpg
Hidden kisses
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=004kiss_2.jpg
Hot Dog Stand (naughty alert)
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=004Lunchx004.jpg
AOL fans
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=006AOL.gif
Marriage
http://tinyurl.com/9vmb96
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You don't have to be a rocket scientist
to make big bucks on Google.
Click here to get your Google Pro success kit today.
Quantities are limited, but what you can make is not!
http://tinyurl.com/7ywf3e
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TOONS
Fanny magnet
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=006ad-AstonMartin.jpg
Alien encounters
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=006aliens.jpg
Trick on the blind man
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0111.html
Got 'em in the wrong place
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0112.html
Protection from sunburn
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0113.html
A little fella
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0119.html
The new airline offers plenty of amenities
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0120.html
Random Joke & Cartoon
http://www.Able2Laugh.com
Stolen Toon of the Day
http://stolen-jokes.com/JPGS/display_pic.php
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
FUN PLACES TO CHECK OUT
Herbert Soundboard:
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=38997&s=n
Doggy Style Blog
http://www.maddogblog.com/
Hillary Carlip - I Really Get a Kick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-M5uVyfO7Y
Ironic Times...all three pages of headlines
http://ironictimes.com/index.html
Chris Angel - egg, orange and chick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_uVhSaULB4
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GAME TIME
Armed Invasion Game:
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39085&s=n
Beach Catfight
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39452&s=n
Fruite Slots
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=37515&s=n
Word Search 50:
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=37507&s=n
Jigsaw : Red Panda
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=37522&s=n
Daily Games
Cryptogram, Wordcross, Crossword Jumble & Jigsaw Puzzle
http://able2laff.com/?p=2383
Nice variety of Adult Games for home or party!
Various Sip 'n Strips, Truth Or Dare, Body Bingo
Pages and Pages of choices. Check it out!
http://tinyurl.com/5ghcmo
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Top Ten Reasons Sheep are better Than Women:
10. You don't have to be in a fraternity.
9. They're always on all fours
8. You don't have to buy them dinner
7. They can't complain
6. Men can run faster
5. Guaranteed to make animal noises
4. Easy entry
3. No foreplay required
2. Wham Bam Thank you Lamb
1. They're always tight
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her
mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully
place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle.
Well, Mom forgot until the last minute. So she dashed out and
could only find a short pink nightie. She bought it and threw it into
the suitcase.
After the wedding the bride and groom enter their hotel room. The
groom was a little self-conscious so he asked his new bride to
change in the bathroom and promise not to peek while he got ready
for bed.
While she was in the bathroom she opened her suitcase and saw
the negligee her mother had thrown in there.
She exclaimed "Oh no, it's short, pink and wrinkled!"
Then her groom cried out, "I told you not to peek!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Said a horny young girl from Milpitas,
"My favorite sport is coitus."
But a fullback from State
Made her period late,
And now she has athlete's fetus!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
$40 Billion is given away each year in the form of grants.
Grants are the only bailout
the average person receives from the government.
There are literally thousands of grant programs.
Best of all, you never have to pay it back!
Fill out as many grant offers as you like
until you get the cash you finally deserve.
Get started at:
http://tinyurl.com/cw76ns
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Having survived my first driving lesson, I emerged from the car to
come face to face with a woman standing on the pavement.
"A bit nerve wracking, was it"? she asked.
"More than that," I laughed. "My instructor has a foul body odor
and has a bit of a wind problem. No way do I want a lesson from
him again."
"I know the feeling," said the woman coolly. "I've been married to
him for 20 years."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There was a young fellow named Perkin
Who was always jerkin' his gherkin.
His wife said, "Now, Perkin,
Stop jerkin' your gherkin:
You're shirkin' your ferkin'---you bastard!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Some Other Lists to Enjoy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Quality Health
10 Health Newsletters
That could save your life!
And find out why chocolate and kisses
keep your heart healthy...
http://tinyurl.com/bhugv3
----------------------------------------
WEB SURFING!
Get hot tips on fun and interesting web sites to cruise.
http://able2laff.com/EZ/link.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
More to come later....
just remember there are "No Holds Barred" !!
To Join No Holds Barred
NoHoldsBarred-subscribe@Topica.com
To Unsubscribe
NoHoldsBarred-unsubscribe@Topica.com
Able2Laff - Belly-Laugh Central for Everyone
http://Able2Laff.com
Able2Laugh - For your Naughty Humor Needs
http://Able2Laugh.com
Able2Laugh Humor ezine - Humor of the Sinful Kind
Able2Laugh-subscribe@topica.com
Here is a WIDE variety of fun maillists for you
http://able2laff.com/EZ/
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