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Well the weekend has landed, which is good in some respects, but
maybe not for others. Namely, Valentines Day tomorrow which I
absolutely despise. Maybe not as much as my single flatmate who sits
before me playing Call of Duty against teenagers from Korea when he
should be out wining and dining some lucky lady, but close. See, I hate
the crass commercialism of it all, since I treat my girl well all year.
Therefore, why do I NEED to display it for one morning of the year. WHY?!
So I'm not playing the game. No card (well, maybe one card), but defo no
flowers, chocolates etc. That ain't my style and I encourage you to join me!
Tom Evans
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An old farmer had an infected tooth, so he reluctantly went to a dentist in
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"I ain't never been to a dentist, he said to the dentist as he slid into the
dentist's chair, "an' so I expect you're not goin' to hurt, are you?'
The dentist replied, "I'll try my best, but I can't promise anything."
The old man quickly reached out and grabbed the dentist's testicles, through
his trousers. "We ain't gonna hurt each other, are we, doc?" he asked.
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