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A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing
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Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she
was still a virgin.
On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very
nervous.
Her mother reassured her, 'Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man.
Go upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile, I'll be making
pasta.'
So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and
exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and
said, 'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest.'
'Don't worry, Maria,' says the mother, 'all good men have hairy
chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you.'
So, up she went again.. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony
took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran
downstairs to her mother. 'Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants
and he's got hairy legs!'
'Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go
upstairs and he'll take good care of you.'
So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks
and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this,
she ran downstairs. 'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!'
Her Mama said, 'Stay here and stir the pasta.'
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Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
And grabbed her ass
Now two of his teeth are missing.
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Little Johnny in School
The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months,"
then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?"
Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get yourself a new
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Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread.
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