Fun4U: Blonde Medicine

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Glossary Of Blonde Medicine
 
 - A -
 
 Artery: Study Of Paintings
 
 - B -
 
 Bacteria: Back Door To A Cafeteria
 Barium: What Doctors Do When Treatment Fails
 Benign: What You Be After You Be Eight
 Bowel: A Letter Like A, E, I, O Or U
 
 - C -
 
 Caesarean Section: A District In Rome
 Cat Scan: Searching For Kitty
 Cauterize: Made Eye Contact With Her
 Colic: A Sheep Dog
 Coma: A Punctuation Mark
 Congenital: Friendly
 
 - D -
 
 Dnc: Where Washington Is
 Dilate: To Live Long
 
 - E -
 
 Enema: Not A Friend
 
 - F -
 
 Fester: Quicker
 
 - G -
 
 Genital: Non-jewish
 G.i. Series: Soldier Ball Game
 Grippe: Suitcase
 
 - H -
 
 Hangnail: Coat Hook
 High Colonic: Jewish Religious Holiday
 
 - I -
 
 Impotent: Distinguished, Well Known
 
 - L -
 
 Labor Pain: Getting Hurt At Work
 
 - M -
 
 Medical Staff: Doctor's Cane
 Morbid: Higher Offer
 
 - N -
 
 Nitrate: Cheaper Than A Day Rate
 Node: Was Aware Of
 
 - O -
 
 Outpatient: Person Who Has Fainted
 
 - P -
 
 Pap Smear: Fatherhood Test
 Pelvis: Cousin Of Elvis
 Post Operative: Letter Carrier
 Prostate: Flat On Your Back
 
 - R -
 
 Recovery Room: Place To Do Upholstery
 Rectum: Dang Near Killed Him
 Rheumatic: Amorous
 
 - S -
 
 Secretion: Hiding Something
 Seizure: Roman Emperor
 
 - T -
 
 Tablet: A Small Table
 Terminal Illness: Getting Sick At The Airport
 Tibia: Country In North Africa
 Tumor: More Than One
 
 - U -
 
 Urine: Opposite Of You're Out
 
 - V -
 
 Varicose: Near By
 
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