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Hiya, Gigglers!
Decided to try out a new font this issue. If it works out OK
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Toons
Elephant
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Horny Care
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Succulent Dish
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Just Kidding
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Holy Revelation
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Shoot the bull
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VERY Secret
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Spare tire
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Good concentration
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Spare parts
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VALENTINE'S GIFTS...you STILL have time to get them!
GUYS!!! Don't let this happen to YOU!!!
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Personalized Gifts for Valentine's Day
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Toons
Calling Tech Support
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Powered by Budweiser
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New Bond movie
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Pretty useless info
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Toughie
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The Cat in the Hat
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Somewhere in Harlem
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What to do with it
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Random Joke & Cartoon
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Stolen Toon of the Day
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Extras...
The People's Court
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39285&s=n
Winter Really Stinks Sometimes
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I'll Take Creative Solutions for $500,000, Alex
http://www.maddogproductions.com/ds_solutions.htm
Tim Wilson - Acid Country
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tfYve6pRcA
Hate Bird Droppings
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39269&s=n
Red Tractor-USA
The Best News in the Field
http://www.redtractor-usa.com/
Big funeral? Cremation? Why not get mummified?
http://www.summum.org/mummification/
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!!! GAME TIME !!!
Keepie Up
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Farm Frenzy Game
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39073&s=n
Trivia Machine
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=38760&s=n
Jig Words
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=38746&s=n
Clayside
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=38738&s=n
Daily Games
Cryptogram, Wordcross, Crossword Jumble & Jigsaw Puzzle
http://able2laff.com/?p=2383
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An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by
a state trooper.
"You were speeding," the cop said. "I'm going to have to give you a
ticket."
"Yep," the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away several
flies.
"These flies are terrible," the trooper complained.
"Yep," the farmer said. "Those are circle flies."
"What's a circle fly?"
"Them flies that circle a horse's ass," answered the farmer. "Them
are circle flies."
"You wouldn't be calling me a horse's ass, would you?" The trooper
angrily asked.
"Nope, I didn't," the farmer replied. "But you just can't fool them
flies.
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Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A. Grade 4.
A New Jersey grocery store refused to make a birthday cake for a
3-year-old child named "Adolf Hitler Campbell." They also refused to
let his parents buy the "EZ Bake Oven" the child so desperately wants.
(Todd Long)
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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human
beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.
A little girl raises her hand 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she
volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could
become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew
it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
'That must've been scary', said the teacher.
'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went
'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say 'fuck', the
rottweiler ate him!'
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Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A. She kept having affairs with men!
U.S. households are cutting back on debt for the first time ever.
It's amazing how much more financially responsible people become
when they no longer have an income. (Jake Novak)
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A busybody visited her bachelor neighbor and said, "You're 45 years
old and have never been married. I have a lovely niece your age. Say
the word and I'll introduce you."
"Don't bother," the bachelor said. "I have two sisters who look
after all my needs."
The meddlesome woman replied, "That's all well and good, but all the
sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife."
The bachelor said, "I said two sisters. I didn't say they were MY
sisters."
I bet that shut her up for a bit.
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Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A. She picks up her purse and goes home.
In New Jersey, the state Senate is working on a bill to legalize
medical marijuana. They say it's the one thing that could actually
ease the pain of having to live in New Jersey. (Jay Leno)
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