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inadvertence is preserved for posterity.
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Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my
face when I took your purse?"
The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
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Lawyer: "Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red
and blue lights flashing?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her
car?"
Witness: "Yes, sir."
Lawyer: "What did she say?"
Witness: "'What disco am I at?'"
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Lawyer: "What happened then?"
Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can
identify me.'"
Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
Witness: "No."
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Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the
compliment."
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Lawyer: (realizing he was on the verge of asking a stupid
question) "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question."
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Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"
Witness: "Borofkin."
Lawyer: "What's his first name?"
Witness: "I can't remember."
Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't
remember his first name?"
Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to
his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your
first name!"
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Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted
to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on
her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you
and she, with him to the station?"
Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and
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"What's the bad news?"
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The husband exclaimed, "What could possibly be 'good news'
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